1 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:27,486 2 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:28,904 3 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:34,868 they're always welcome everywhere 4 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:38,205 5 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:39,706 6 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,083 7 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:47,047 scene every girl was keen to share 8 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,425 9 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,762 10 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:58,225 11 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,476 12 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:03,480 13 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,191 14 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,152 15 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,654 16 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:17,118 to go far away and leave your bed 17 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:19,663 18 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:23,208 19 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:29,590 20 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:35,262 21 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:41,892 22 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,941 23 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:52,321 24 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,364 25 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:57,409 26 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,536 27 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:03,415 28 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:04,833 29 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:11,006 to go far away and leave your bed 30 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,717 31 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:17,262 32 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:23,769 33 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:29,399 34 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:32,194 35 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:37,239 Scandinavian airlines announce the arrival of their flight 369 from Stockholm. 36 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:57,426 Will the trans-europa air crew report to the duty office at once please 37 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:08,725 38 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,057 39 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:15,857 they're always welcome everywhere 40 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:19,110 41 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,736 42 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,030 43 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:27,869 scene every girl was keen to share 44 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:31,081 45 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,418 46 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:38,713 47 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,632 48 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:43,760 49 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,637 50 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,391 51 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:50,933 52 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:56,606 to go far away and leave your bed 53 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:59,484 54 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:03,487 55 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:09,369 56 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:13,248 57 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,127 58 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:21,172 Well, now girls the overseas employment agency welcomes you to London 59 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:25,844 and hopes that your stay here will be both happy and rewarding. 60 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,305 One little word of warning, however. 61 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,222 Although you have come 62 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,852 to live with English people in order to learn the language, 63 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:37,105 you must remember that you are being paid to help 64 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:41,151 with the light domestic duties of those families. 65 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:42,611 Do we all understand? 66 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,863 - Yes, ja. - Ah good. 67 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,030 Now 68 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,073 miss Anita sector? 69 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,074 That is me. 70 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,326 I have come already. 71 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:53,203 I expect you will be anxious to meet your family? 72 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,915 - Oh, ja. - Well, now there is 73 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,334 a mr and mrs Howard. 74 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,294 Both very nice people and a lovely house. 75 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:01,296 They have colour TV? 76 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:02,881 Colour TV? 77 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,091 Uh well I suppose so. 78 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,844 But you must remember, you are here to work, not play. 79 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,263 Oh, yeah I work with them all day. 80 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,807 And in the evening I play with myself, with TV. 81 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,560 - It's no good? - Yeah, I suppose so. 82 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,228 Uh here's the address. 83 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:18,812 'Tack, tack.' 84 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,900 Miss randi lindstrom. 85 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,029 Welcome to London, dear. 86 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,708 And all the above listed commodities 87 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:43,713 are licenced by the us for ultimate destination Beirut, Lebanon. 88 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,509 And any deviation therefore is contrary to us law 89 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:49,511 and is strictly prohibited. 90 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,780 Yours faithfully, et cetera, et cetera. 91 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:56,392 Marine engineering corporation, San Francisco. 92 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,647 Oh, oh, sorry dad I didn't know you were dictating. 93 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,231 Well what the hell did you think I was doing? 94 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,858 Having an orgy with miss Fitch? 95 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:14,244 There's also a lit sign over the door which says, do not enter. 96 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,123 And even if it wasn't lit, it's common courtesy to knock before entering. 97 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,959 - Yes dad I'm sorry. - No, no, no, not now, not now, 98 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,614 Christ you're thick at your age. 99 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,837 Alright miss Fitch I'll ring for you. 100 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:25,838 Yes mr Wainwright. 101 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,152 - Right well, what's the problem. - Huh? 102 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,453 Well, there's no real problem, dad. 103 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,847 Would you mind not calling me dad, 104 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,391 you're supposed to be a deputy managing director of this company, 105 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,394 just call me bw like everyone else. 106 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:40,812 Yes bw. 107 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,189 Well, the point is that mum, I'm sorry, uh 108 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:46,859 mrs bw suggested that I should pick up the new au pair. 109 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,068 You mean you suggested it? 110 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,945 Well, I mean, she may never have been in London before, 111 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,280 well what is she a deaf mute or something? 112 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,531 She doesn't have to be picked up. 113 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,699 Well perhaps she can't speak in English. 114 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,700 Well, of course she does, everybody speaks English. 115 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,661 Do you think I could have founded a business like this 116 00:08:57,662 --> 00:08:58,787 if I couldn't speak English? 117 00:08:58,788 --> 00:08:59,664 No, of course not. 118 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:01,041 All right, well, just go. Go. 119 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,083 And send in miss Fitch. 120 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,836 Yes dad, bw. 121 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,506 - Of course, if you feel I shouldn't. - I said go. 122 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,362 I mean, you know, I wouldn't like you to think... 123 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,429 Will you piss off? 124 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,265 Yes dad, bw. 125 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,259 Oh, I do beg your pardon? 126 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,386 Oh, it's nothing. 127 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,555 - It could have been. - It's all right. 128 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,223 Hey, excuse me are you uh, 129 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,851 are you miss lindstrom? 130 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,935 - Yes. - Ah, that's a bit of luck. 131 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,020 I'm mr Wainwright. 132 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,440 Oh, I'm mr Wainwright, your employer. 133 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,778 Me, mr Wainwright. 134 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,946 Oh, mr Wainwright. 135 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,030 Oh, how you do? 136 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,992 Me do fine and, uh, me 137 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,368 have car outside. 138 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,829 - Ja. - And you, yeah you have baggage? 139 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,914 - Ja. - Ja, ja good. 140 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,708 - Two here. - Two good. 141 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,209 - Thank you. - Not at all. 142 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,878 You are a nice surprise for me. 143 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,044 The feeling's mutual. 144 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:24,851 Oh, you hurt yourself? 145 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,312 No, no, no, but I almost lost my virginity, that's all. 146 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,022 You are a virgin still? 147 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,483 No, it's just a joke, miss lindstrom. 148 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:33,817 Just an English joke. 149 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,113 Oh please, I am not miss lindstrom, 150 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,532 my friends they call me randi. 151 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,480 As a matter of fact, so do mine. 152 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,056 It's nice you picked me up, Stephen. 153 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,642 Oh, that's okay, uh by the way, 154 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,392 don't call me Stephen when we're at home 155 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,913 you know, my parents are a bit square. 156 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,439 Oh square ja. 157 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,191 It's all right when we are alone. 158 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:14,901 It certainly is. 159 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,014 I'm sorry, are you cold? I can put the hood up if you like. 160 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,491 In danske this is not cold 161 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,160 in kahlenberg, in my home 162 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:25,870 the sea is now froze. 163 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,622 We have to break the ice to swim. 164 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,374 No it's good. 165 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:34,337 And after in the steam room, we rub the bodies with hot oil. 166 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:42,636 Stephen! 167 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,237 Oh I'm sorry, I must have been miles away. 168 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,558 And you. 169 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,012 - Sod it! - Oh, you are perforated. 170 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,472 It takes long though, never mind I fix it. 171 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,223 You can't fix it randi. 172 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,059 Sure, I work in gas station. 173 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,310 I fix other wheel. 174 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,551 There isn't another wheel, the other wheel's being fixed. 175 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,856 Oh look here's another car, get out of the way. 176 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,071 Thank you very much. 177 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,577 It's okay I fix this one. 178 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,913 Ah randi, randi, wait a minute. 179 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,880 Gentleman's had a puncture Fred, about three miles down the road. 180 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,799 Oh, can't do nothing till Burt gets back. 181 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,885 Then can't do nothing till that Van's fixed. 182 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,221 Then can't do nothing till we've got his wheel. 183 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,222 - Then can't do nothing... - Excuse, excuse me, excuse me. 184 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,266 How long is this "can't do nothing" going to take. 185 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,519 Oh can't do nothing for a couple of hours at least. 186 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,640 Well I mean, isn't there a pub or something near here? 187 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,024 Nothing's near here except Burt and me 188 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,274 and his farm. 189 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,235 Well you're welcome to wait there if you wish. 190 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,154 - No, no, no, no, no. - Oh please Stephen? 191 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,365 In Denmark my father, he have three farms. 192 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,618 - Has he now? - Yes, he mate pigs. 193 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,827 Does he now? 194 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,037 Well, that settles it. 195 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,165 Fred will bring the car round when it's ready. 196 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,335 It's exciting to see real English farm, no? 197 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:21,795 Hey, hold on. 198 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,764 I think this is it, let's make sure. 199 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,306 Yes, it's here. 200 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,477 - Oh and there's TV Ariel, it's good. - Very good. 201 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,187 You have been most assistant Malcom 202 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,604 how much do you want off me? 203 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,205 Well, why don't we discuss that tonight? 204 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,275 - Tonight? - Yes. 205 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,082 I might even give it to you on the house. 206 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,277 Pick you up here at nine o'clock. 207 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,318 Show you the London scene. 208 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:47,697 Fantastisk. 209 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,824 Oh yeah, I think I make the scene with you. 210 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,241 You can say that again. 211 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,367 Right out you get. 212 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,453 No I'm sorry, I don't need anything. 213 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:14,681 It's not you? 214 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,603 - Oh. - I Anita, au pair. 215 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,898 Ah I see, we were expecting someone rather different. 216 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,273 Please come in. 217 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,318 You better leave the luggage here for the moment. 218 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,320 There you are then. 219 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:28,945 One more to come. 220 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,822 Oh, wunderbar! 221 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,157 TV it is colour? 222 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,158 I'm afraid not. 223 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,826 Oh, why you not have colour? 224 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,413 It's wonderful at home we even got in sauna room. 225 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,039 You have sauna room? 226 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,374 We have bathroom. 227 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,991 That's the lot then. 228 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,212 See you outside tonight at nine o'clock. 229 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,587 Okay. 230 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,215 It's alright I go out tonight? 231 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,925 Of course, provided you're not back too late. 232 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:50,926 Oh no. 233 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,404 Now you'll want to see your room. 234 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,428 Oh, ja. 235 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:02,938 I sleep alone. 236 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,816 - I trust so. - In Sweden I sleep as two at once. 237 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,777 - Oh? - Yeah my sisters. 238 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,861 I see. 239 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,781 Your duties will not be too arduous. 240 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,616 My husband must have his breakfast at 7:30 every morning, 241 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,661 except sundays, 7:30 sharp. 242 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,539 Mr Howard is very strict about time. 243 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:20,998 Your husband is good? 244 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,791 So far. 245 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,812 When men are good, it's always better. 246 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,172 Household duties include washing and ironing. 247 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,508 And where do I make clean? 248 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,050 I beg your pardon? 249 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:33,970 Oh bath. 250 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,178 Where do you make a bath? 251 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,179 I mean, take a bath, 252 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,347 yeah, yeah, yeah bath. 253 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,599 I'll show you. 254 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:45,814 This is it. 255 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,107 And there's the urn. 256 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,402 Oh ja, it's all right I bath me now? 257 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,070 Well, yes. 258 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,445 'Tack, tack.' 259 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,197 uh be careful of the hot water. 260 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,824 Mr Howard doesn't like it wasted. 261 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,245 Oh, it's good for the hair. 262 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,039 Mr Howard will be home soon 263 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,415 if you hurry you can have tea with us. 264 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,625 Oh, ja, I hurry. 265 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,213 And I hope mr Howard will dig me. 266 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,299 Already I pick up a lot of English. 267 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,550 Quite. 268 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,125 Hilda. 269 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,543 I'm home. 270 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,391 Hilda! 271 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,632 There's a leak in the bathroom. 272 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,102 Alfred! 273 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,113 Oh shit! 274 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,740 Hilda! 275 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,116 No, I Anita. 276 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,914 Hello, are you mr Howard? 277 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,790 Hilda. 278 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,379 Alfred, Alfred I tried to tell you. 279 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,422 Who is that? Who are you? 280 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,591 And what are you doing in my bathroom? 281 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,301 Alfred, your blood pressure. 282 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,302 Bugger my blood pressure. 283 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,721 I'm insured against that. 284 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,265 I'm not insured against internal flooding. 285 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:45,642 Come out of there. 286 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,105 Oh Alfred, this is Anita 287 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,690 our new au pair. 288 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,192 Pair. 289 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,976 - Who's that? - It's rathbone m'iady. 290 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,020 I brought the young lady. 291 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:54,897 What young lady? 292 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,982 The au pair girl, m'iady. 293 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,401 I just fetched her from the station. 294 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,152 Au pair? 295 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,865 Yes, m'iady, to look after young master Rupert. 296 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,575 Oh that one. 297 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:07,910 Now where is she? 298 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,161 Oh, there you are, my dear. 299 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,246 Good afternoon. 300 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,414 How nice to see you. 301 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,376 That is if I could see you, step into the light child. 302 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,421 Oh yes, you're beautiful. 303 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,840 Quite beautiful. 304 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,341 Thank you m'iady. 305 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,301 Rupert, dear. 306 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,765 Rupert. 307 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,106 Rupert come here, dear. 308 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,779 - Yes, mother? - This is miss um, 309 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:45,822 come here dear. 310 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:47,867 Lee, nan Lee. 311 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,077 Oh it's a charming name for a charming girl. 312 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,538 This is our only son, Rupert. 313 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:53,955 Hello. 314 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,418 Well what do you say, Rupert? 315 00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,837 Oh how do you do? 316 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:04,466 That's right, I'm grooming Rupert for the concert hall. 317 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,134 You play wonderful. 318 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,428 Yes, he has great talent. 319 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:09,596 Just feel this. 320 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,643 There's true greatness in that hand, don't you think? 321 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,102 Well I 322 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,231 well Rupert, what do you think of your new playmate? 323 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,400 It's beautiful, mother. 324 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,151 I like it. 325 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,865 If the au pair arrives today. 326 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,201 You can't leave her alone in the house on her first night. 327 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,454 Honestly, mother, you talk more crap. 328 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,456 Don't you think German girls can take care of themselves? 329 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,626 Ricky strange is appearing at groovers tonight 330 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,670 and I'm not missing the freak out of the month for any bloody au pair. 331 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,423 For one night in the year you'll do as you're told. 332 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,425 Alright, I'll take her too. 333 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:50,386 Christa geisler you're in for a groovy first night. 334 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,181 Well, only if she wants to go, Carole. 335 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:54,307 Are you kidding? It's Ricky strange 336 00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:56,268 everyone wants to go, except you. 337 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,647 - That's probably her now. - Great. 338 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:02,649 Well do give her a chance to settle in, Carole. 339 00:24:05,736 --> 00:24:06,820 Oh, ja. 340 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,031 The room is very gemutlich. 341 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,450 What is your word? Cosy? 342 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,827 Well, it's not claridge's, but it all works. 343 00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,078 Shower. 344 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,246 Wunderbar. 345 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,249 Please, I have a question. 346 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,543 How do I call your father, sir or herr Fairfax? 347 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,047 Take your pick, as long as it isn't hey you he's not fussy. 348 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,674 - Good. - Now, please, I have a question. 349 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:29,677 - Ja. - Ever heard of Ricky strange? 350 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:33,055 - Naturally. - Well, you're going to meet him tonight. 351 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,472 Tonight? 352 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,850 But the family? All taken care of. 353 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,310 Now let's choose your gear. 354 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,403 Christa, you don't really wear these? 355 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,446 - Ja. - You're having me on. 356 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,865 Nein, I don't understand. 357 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,035 They're just guaranteed passion killers, that's all. 358 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,120 Hey, is your boyfriend kinky? 359 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,162 That'd be wild. 360 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,332 I have no boyfriend, no special one. 361 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,701 Well, whoever you sleep with? 362 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,419 I do not sleep with... 363 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:05,587 It has not yet happened. 364 00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:07,965 It hasn't happened? 365 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,552 Intacto, man this is too much! 366 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:14,095 Please we change the subject, yes? 367 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,848 We change more than the subject, christa baby, we change you. 368 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,475 - But my unpacking? - Forget it. 369 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,030 370 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,364 371 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:38,328 they're always welcome everywhere 372 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,665 373 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,083 374 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:44,543 375 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:50,507 scene every girl was keen to share 376 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,886 377 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:58,015 378 00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:01,518 379 00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:03,520 380 00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:06,607 381 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,525 382 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,362 383 00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:13,697 384 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:19,661 going to go far away and leave your bed 385 00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:22,498 386 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:26,043 387 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:30,339 388 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:30,691 389 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:41,659 If a man says you can wait in his farm, 390 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,452 you don't expect him to mean his barn. 391 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:46,205 Please Stephen, why you do not stop fermenting? 392 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,207 Look I don't know about in calamine or wherever you're... 393 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,408 - Kahlenberg. - Yes well listen 394 00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:54,298 in this country, a farm is a farm and a barn is a barn. 395 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,176 He explain his house is good for fumigated. 396 00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,635 Yes well I'd like to fumigate him. 397 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:02,264 But it is necessary because he's full of terminites. 398 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:06,018 Termites, termites. Yeah. 399 00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:08,770 So now I do my toes. 400 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,647 Come, you hold my foot. 401 00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:16,236 Oh more high please. 402 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:35,088 You are a very bad man, mr Stephen. 403 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:39,926 Randi. 404 00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,054 Come here. 405 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,641 Oh, now you tear my dress. 406 00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:47,100 I never touched it. 407 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,102 I read about your kind. 408 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:51,103 Rape. 409 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,856 Rape. Rape. 410 00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:55,460 Be quiet for god's sake, somebody might believe it. 411 00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:57,860 Only if you will buy new dress. 412 00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:58,945 Best dress. 413 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:06,619 Come on, randi. 414 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,288 Now, come on stop playing games. 415 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,347 Just want to give you a bit of a cuddle. 416 00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:15,963 Now, what do you say, huh? 417 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:18,966 Now, what does naughty mr Stephen say? 418 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,592 Put that away before you hurt somebody. 419 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:29,518 Oh no, my dress again, look. 420 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:30,978 Never mind about the dress, 421 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,480 I'll buy you another, two others. 422 00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:35,147 Come on, take it off. 423 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:37,775 I mean, we might be able to fix it. 424 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:41,154 Oh no, it is not so easy to undress randi. 425 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:42,405 Randi! Watch it! 426 00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:49,413 Oh this water's cold. 427 00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,252 Listen are you alright, are you alright? 428 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,045 - Oh that was your fault! - My fault? 429 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,089 Listen, I was trying to stop you wasn't I? 430 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:03,718 First you tear me two times and then you wet me. 431 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,137 I did no such thing. 432 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:09,016 And you lose my ring in there. 433 00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:10,474 Well what kind of a ring is it? 434 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,893 Expensive kind. 435 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,396 Oh look, don't worry, I'll get it, I'll get it for you. 436 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:15,813 I'll get some... 437 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,785 How it feels to be wet Stephen? 438 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:30,202 Wonderful. 439 00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:53,477 - Hold me. - I'm trying to hold you. 440 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:04,153 Hold it Burt! 441 00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:08,282 Your tyre's done. 442 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:09,868 Oh good, excuse me. 443 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,372 Thank you very much. 444 00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:16,208 Uh, how much do I owe you? 445 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:17,833 It's cost you �2. 446 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:18,834 �2 right. 447 00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:21,296 I'm sorry, they're a bit, bit soggy. 448 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:23,965 - There you are. One, two. - Plus �3 for 449 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:25,300 towing to the garage. 450 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:26,551 Towing? 451 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,427 You took the ignition key, couldn't start it. 452 00:31:28,428 --> 00:31:30,096 Oh that was a bit stupid of me wasn't it? 453 00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:32,223 Plus another three for Burt and me getting it here. 454 00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:35,977 There we are two, three. 455 00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:38,878 - Thank you very much for your help. - You've uncoupled Burt? 456 00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:42,526 You can catch pneumonia standing around like that. 457 00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:45,736 So it's good. 458 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,874 Please you get my baggage? 459 00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,709 I have dry clothes inside. 460 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,295 Yes, yes of course. 461 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,965 And no more rape. 462 00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,258 I wish you wouldn't keep on using that word. 463 00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:10,636 Oh no! 464 00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:17,143 Oh no, I've bloody lost them. 465 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,188 Oh bloody hell! 466 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,524 I lost the bloody car keys. 467 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,734 Please Stephen I'm cold. 468 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:26,735 Don't worry. 469 00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:29,114 I always travel with a spare. 470 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,153 I keep it taped under the bumper. Come on in you get. 471 00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:34,160 Come on, jump in. 472 00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:35,203 My clothes! 473 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,914 Listen, this key doesn't fit the boot as well, you know. 474 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,252 Come on now look, just relax all right? 475 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:45,755 I'll put the uh, put the hood up, the heater on 476 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,861 and you'll be warm in no time at all. 477 00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:49,175 We go home now? 478 00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:50,886 What, I thought you're joking. 479 00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:52,458 My father would have a coronary. 480 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:53,512 Well what? 481 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,553 Well look don't worry, I'll think of something, huh? 482 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,141 Right. 483 00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:07,318 You mean you've never been away from this place? 484 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,864 Never, well rathbone takes me for a drive now and then to the village. 485 00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:14,576 Once we went to bexley, that's almost 35 miles nan. 486 00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:16,495 But don't you have any friends? 487 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:19,122 Oh yes, Peggy and Sarah are my cousins, 488 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:21,875 they come here twice a year, we have great fun. 489 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,794 We play all sorts of games like hide and seek. 490 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:27,214 Let's play hide and seek, nan, come on. 491 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:30,049 Okay, 492 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,460 There's the swing, come on I'll push you. 493 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,671 I haven't done this for years. 494 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,004 Oh a long time. 495 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,549 Oh, not too high. 496 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:14,469 Do you like it? 497 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,096 Yes but please Rupert, not too hard. 498 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:18,473 Oh, you're a scaredy cat. 499 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:21,183 Don't you want to go higher? 500 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,352 I can go higher. 501 00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:27,190 - And higher. - Rupert! 502 00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:29,651 - And higher. - Rupert! 503 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:32,195 Stop it, let me down. Rupert! 504 00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:39,369 Why did you do that, Rupert? 505 00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:41,037 You frightened me. 506 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,316 I didn't mean to frighten you, nan. 507 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:50,046 It-it was only a game. 508 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:52,048 Well I don't like that sort of game. 509 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,302 Well, what sort of game do you like, nan? 510 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:57,344 The kissing game. 511 00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:58,630 Do you like the kissing game? 512 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:00,306 What's that? 513 00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:02,099 Peggy and Sarah and me often play it. 514 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,100 It's easy, I'll show you. 515 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,147 You have to close your eyes and guess how many fingers I'm holding up. 516 00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:08,689 All right? 517 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,025 Go on then, close them. 518 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:12,484 How many? 519 00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:14,153 Three. 520 00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:15,864 None. You pay a forfeit. 521 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:18,657 Go on your turn. 522 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:20,910 - Ready? - Yes. 523 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:23,454 Five. 524 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:25,581 I won again. 525 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,177 I've never done that before. 526 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,617 It's still very wet, it's more good tomorrow. 527 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,203 Yes well press what you can out of it. 528 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:05,176 It might stop the paper from peeling off. 529 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,333 Oh that's Malcolm, please I tell him to wait. 530 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,965 Malcolm please wait, I still at work. 531 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:17,634 She's not going out already? 532 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:19,010 I said she could, Alfred. 533 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,766 All right Anita, you can get yourself ready now. 534 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,056 Oh, 'tack tack.' 535 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:25,057 'tack.' 536 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:28,606 I suppose she'll get pregnant like the last one. 537 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:12,814 - I go now. - All right, Anita. 538 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,775 - I have key please? - No, you do not have key. 539 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,403 You get back here by 11, after that we're in bed. 540 00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:20,995 I don't want my wife getting up to let you in. 541 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:22,699 Okay 11 o'clock. 542 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:24,074 You nice man. 543 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:25,367 I'll be good tomorrow. 544 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:45,346 Poor Malcolm, maybe itry. I think I win. 545 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,139 Shush, I'm working a system. 546 00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:24,551 I win, I win. 547 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:25,719 Oh big deal, 548 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,097 you win 20 pence and so far, I've lost 200 quid. 549 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:29,349 Tonight? 550 00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,767 - Malcolm let's go now. - No don't be silly. 551 00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:34,049 The moment I quit it'll come up, it's the law of averages. 552 00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,968 You look after my seat and I'll go and get some more cash. 553 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:52,205 In the numbers seven, eight and nine, are the flower numbers of the stars. 554 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:55,250 If I may, I would like to place them for you. 555 00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:56,792 Oh, that seat is took. 556 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,171 Then I shall untake it when he'll return. 557 00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:03,508 Your stars must be of these three numbers, 558 00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:05,592 the star numbers. 559 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,352 - Eight. - What is ordained is ordained. 560 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,728 Eight, it is one of your numbers. 561 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:19,294 I thought I told you to keep my seat? 562 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:21,442 Ah, she did try dear chap, 563 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,528 I borrowed it for one spin of the wheel. 564 00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,614 They are your winnings, my flower child 565 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,471 may I suggest that you collect them? 566 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:29,867 What's all this then? 567 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,034 I win Malcolm. 568 00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:32,536 Big win, it's good no? 569 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:33,617 But how'd you get that lot? 570 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,372 He chose flower number for me. 571 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,373 Ah, did he? 572 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:37,708 He did. 573 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:40,586 I am the sheik El abab at your service dear chap. 574 00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:42,314 Quite frankly, I don't give a shit who you are. 575 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,458 Your type speaks for itself. 576 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,902 Think you can just go around picking up anyone's woman here, there and everywhere. 577 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:49,429 But not from London airport, mr minicab. 578 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:50,929 Come my child. 579 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:53,015 We will celebrate with some champagne. 580 00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:54,267 While your money is changed. 581 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,086 What was that airport crack in aid of. 582 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:06,738 Mostly in aid of dr marsden, the gynaecologist. 583 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:08,396 Oh, isn't that his profession? 584 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,303 I have nothing against the gentleman. 585 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:12,452 Three champagne cocktails. 586 00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:14,620 Come on Anita, we're leaving. 587 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:15,621 I didn't get my winnings. 588 00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:16,663 I said we're leaving. 589 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,704 What about your system, you said if you don't go on. 590 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:24,547 Now you lost nothing and we start all over again. 591 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:25,757 Is good, you know. 592 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,017 Why he go like that? 593 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,894 What is ordained is ordained, 594 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:40,688 just as it was ordained that you and I should meet tonight. 595 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:45,526 How else would I be able to offer you the care and protection of my humble abode. 596 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,028 And with my money? 597 00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:56,221 Better and better every time rupy dear. 598 00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,783 You can serve the cheese now thank you. 599 00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,893 It really was wonderful. 600 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:03,396 - Oh, thank you. - Cheese, my lord. 601 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:05,355 Pod? 602 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,442 I'm afraid we've used the last of the port sir. 603 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,620 Just bring the cheese down here rathbone, I want some with my celery. 604 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,992 Oh, you taught me never to eat celery without salt, mother. 605 00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:17,535 You didn't use any salt. 606 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,244 You're quite right, dear. 607 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,748 I'm afraid my mind was on your beautiful music. 608 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:32,759 Really Rupert, you can sometimes be very tiresome. 609 00:42:35,470 --> 00:42:39,557 But I must say I was most impressed by your playing tonight. 610 00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:42,310 You seem to give it a new emotion. 611 00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,313 Perhaps you inspired him. 612 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,041 - Well I hope... - Anyway, my dear, 613 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,940 you're a welcome addition to the tryke family 614 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,110 and I hope you'll be with us for many years. 615 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:52,277 Thank you. 616 00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:54,155 Come along Henry 617 00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,866 if you're going to go to sleep, do it up in bed. 618 00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:59,327 Port, no bed dear. 619 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:01,536 Do come along. 620 00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:15,885 Really Rupert, sometimes you can be very tiresome. 621 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,641 No Rupert, stop it! 622 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:31,108 Goal! 623 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:35,738 I'm not so sure your mother wasn't right. 624 00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,240 Oh, I'm sorry. 625 00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,117 Are you angry with me? 626 00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:40,493 Of course not. 627 00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:42,912 Close your eyes. 628 00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:45,914 How many? 629 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,124 None. 630 00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:04,725 Come on, let's give this a brush. 631 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:08,688 Did I do it right nan? 632 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,357 Yes you did it right. 633 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:12,691 Oh, don't go. 634 00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:14,067 Well, it's getting late. 635 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:15,788 Would you like me to play something for you? 636 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:18,322 Nan, I'd like to play for you. 637 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,067 Rupert. 638 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:40,840 Didn't you like my playing, nan? 639 00:46:42,425 --> 00:46:43,509 Of course I did. 640 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:45,427 I came up to brush yourjacket. 641 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:47,054 Oh, well rathbone would have done that. 642 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,140 Not as nicely as this though. 643 00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:52,059 Do you like my room, nan? 644 00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:54,519 Come and look at my fish. 645 00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:57,147 Aren't they beautiful? 646 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:00,151 That one's a siamese fighter. 647 00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:02,628 You can't have more than one in a tank, 648 00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,030 or they kill each other, iook. 649 00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:06,611 He thinks it's another one. 650 00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:09,617 Come and look at this. 651 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:13,831 This is a model of great uncle's farm. 652 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:15,624 I made it from an old photograph. 653 00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,375 Do you like it? 654 00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:20,838 Yes Rupert, it's very well made. 655 00:47:21,047 --> 00:47:22,173 I-I made a ship too. 656 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,550 No more tonight, Rupert. 657 00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:26,510 I've travelled a lot today. 658 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:28,053 I'm tired. 659 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:29,666 Tomorrow we'll look at your ship. 660 00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:32,516 Oh all right then, tomorrow. 661 00:47:36,729 --> 00:47:37,730 Sleep well, Rupert. 662 00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:40,191 May the white doves blanket you with peace. 663 00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:42,609 Chinese blessing. 664 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:47,364 Good night, nan. 665 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:47,757 Ru pert? 666 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:49,926 Oh, come in nan. 667 00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:56,475 I thought you might be asleep. 668 00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:57,685 Oh, no. 669 00:48:57,686 --> 00:48:58,853 No, no, I couldn't sleep. 670 00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:00,479 Please sit down. 671 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:06,777 Oh, why are you crying nan? 672 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:09,195 Did I make you cry? 673 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:10,447 Of course not. 674 00:49:11,157 --> 00:49:12,616 I'm crying for both of us. 675 00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:14,701 Oh nan. 676 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:58,915 And I'll take you fishing 677 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,057 and birds nesting. 678 00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:03,226 And rabbit catching. 679 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,066 We'll have so much fun nan, you'll see. 680 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:47,479 Fantastisk. 681 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:50,566 I do not recognise Ricky strange. 682 00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:53,151 Oh, he's none of those, he's not here yet. 683 00:51:53,152 --> 00:51:55,403 - Yes please? - Two rum and cokes please? 684 00:51:56,697 --> 00:51:58,198 I'll kill that bloody buster. 685 00:51:58,866 --> 00:51:59,867 He is your boyfriend? 686 00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:01,160 - One of them. - Oh. 687 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:04,495 - You make love with him. - When the spirit moves him. 688 00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:11,879 Oh, I'm terribly sorry darling it was damned uncouth of me I know. 689 00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:13,422 What happened, wouldn't she leave? 690 00:52:14,089 --> 00:52:16,342 God how fantastic, where did you come from? 691 00:52:17,092 --> 00:52:19,553 - Germany. - This is christa our new au pair. 692 00:52:19,762 --> 00:52:21,472 Isn't she perfectly delicious. 693 00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:23,765 This is captain buster Taylor Stewart, 694 00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:26,268 better known as Jack the ripper of the teenybopper set. 695 00:52:26,685 --> 00:52:27,727 How do you do? 696 00:52:27,728 --> 00:52:29,438 Very well, considering his handicaps. 697 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:33,066 Oh yes she is definitely playmate of the year. 698 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:35,527 Good god, what's that? 699 00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:36,736 Rum and coke. 700 00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:39,280 No, no, no, not on a night like this 701 00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:41,075 it's absolutely too pridian. 702 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:42,910 Have these on me and get that 703 00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:45,287 lovely little bottom back here with some champagne. 704 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:47,623 Now then liebestraum 705 00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:51,377 tell me about your hopes, your desires and your nights out. 706 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:54,380 His bark's worse than his bite, you just tell him to heel. 707 00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:57,216 I say has she met raving Ricky yet? 708 00:52:57,424 --> 00:52:58,424 That's why I brought her. 709 00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,761 I'm great admirer Ricky strange. 710 00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:02,471 In Germany he taught pop. 711 00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:05,848 Yeah so the old groaner could do with a bit of a lift right now. 712 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:06,849 Is he here yet? 713 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,267 Yes he just got into his dressing room. 714 00:53:08,268 --> 00:53:09,687 Excuse me I'll be right back. 715 00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:11,980 And you leave her alone. 716 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:15,275 No ear-nibbling, no neck-biting and no touching her up. 717 00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:17,308 Christ she'll think I'm a poof. 718 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,037 Got to go chica, later chat. 719 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,499 Hi you great big, beautiful turn on. 720 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,375 Hiya chica. 721 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:33,877 Hi chica? 722 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,044 Is that all I rate? 723 00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:38,215 No time for full service chica, I'm out there in five. 724 00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:40,134 I didn't ask for a full service. 725 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:47,015 Oh, that's better you just saved your present. 726 00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:48,182 What present? 727 00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:50,269 A little something for the man who has everything. 728 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:52,729 - It's called a virgin. - Out front? 729 00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:55,858 A deutschland Dolly, with the hand of man has never set foot before. 730 00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:57,609 You certainly come up with them chica. 731 00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:59,778 So you just go out and give it that old mmm. 732 00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:00,945 Brrrrap. 733 00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:04,074 You know, it was really rather unfair of Carole 734 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,118 to say all those terrible things about me. 735 00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:08,119 I do not listen. 736 00:54:08,454 --> 00:54:10,621 Well you should because they're all true. 737 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,461 I think Carole is your date, no? 738 00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:18,589 Oh my dear christa, don't you read the papers? 739 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:22,676 We're all part of free love now it's the common market. 740 00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:23,886 There are no boundaries. 741 00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:27,139 Now you're going to sit there and impede probing? 742 00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:28,807 Well if she isn't, I am. 743 00:54:29,475 --> 00:54:32,560 What I was merely explaining to her about the common market. 744 00:54:32,561 --> 00:54:35,104 And you were just reaching the crux of the subject. 745 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,148 Pour me a drink. 746 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:38,024 Well. 747 00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:40,903 My god, you've done some plying. 748 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,905 Well one has to return foreign hospitality. 749 00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:45,865 Please you take, I spin already. 750 00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:47,367 You keep it that way, it's better. 751 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:49,911 Hey blondie, crack another. 752 00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:52,790 I just spoken to Ricky, he's crazy to meet you after his spot. 753 00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:55,501 Oh so that's what it's all about, is it? 754 00:54:55,709 --> 00:54:57,336 Well yes buster, I'd love to dance. 755 00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,005 When the new bottle arrives save me a glass. 756 00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:01,882 Gesundheit. 757 00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:07,429 I thought you were being a bit possessive about miss Germany. 758 00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:09,055 Because this one's for Ricky. 759 00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:10,932 I owe it to him, so don't touch. 760 00:55:10,933 --> 00:55:11,933 Owe it to him? 761 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,186 Oh one thing I know is Ricky is bad. 762 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:17,105 Poor buster, afraid you're going to miss out tonight? 763 00:55:17,397 --> 00:55:19,775 Well I was doing fine until you prickled in. 764 00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:22,069 You'll just have to trust little Carole won't you? 765 00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:23,904 You'll get your chance. 766 00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:25,614 But this is christa's big night. 767 00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:27,449 You're a man, you wouldn't understand. 768 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:38,126 Great fellas, thanks. 769 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:40,045 Okay, people, this is it. 770 00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:44,924 As always, we are presenting our groovers golden guest star of the month 771 00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:46,551 and doing this for tonight 772 00:55:46,552 --> 00:55:48,992 standing right behind that door, it's not a pin up photograph, 773 00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:50,556 it's not a record sleeve, 774 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:53,809 it's the man himself, Ricky. 775 00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:32,347 776 00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:36,268 777 00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:38,228 778 00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:40,022 779 00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:44,066 780 00:56:46,695 --> 00:56:49,197 781 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,826 782 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:54,870 783 00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:56,830 784 00:56:57,497 --> 00:57:00,125 your love to me? 785 00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:03,629 786 00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:07,341 787 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:10,886 to me is what I want to do 788 00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:14,765 789 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:18,852 790 00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:24,608 791 00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:31,740 A sexy voice. 792 00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:33,909 It's Ricky strange, I like. 793 00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:39,872 Oh it's bra. 794 00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:42,876 Why you so huh-huh? 795 00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:45,461 Because I'm trying to think, and that doesn't help. 796 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:47,631 But you have thunk seven times already 797 00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,217 of seven people who do not answer their bell. 798 00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:53,387 The aa, the automobile association. 799 00:57:53,887 --> 00:57:56,007 In the glove box there, open it there's a little book. 800 00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:58,976 Thank you, they may know an all night key agent. 801 00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:05,731 Who uses Mary quant ginger crush? 802 00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:06,775 What? 803 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:11,529 It could not be mr David stone, commercial photographer. 804 00:58:13,073 --> 00:58:14,658 David stone. 805 00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:17,869 Perfect, oh who's a clever little girl. 806 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:19,329 But I have not met him. 807 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,663 I only met him yesterday. 808 00:58:20,664 --> 00:58:22,984 Still, he's bound to have some spare clothes in his studio. 809 00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:25,460 It's good, good, little higher, lower. 810 00:58:25,752 --> 00:58:27,712 Up an inch, too much, too much. 811 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:28,713 Now, hold it there? 812 00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,133 It's lovely. 813 00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:37,848 Oh, Christ Karen, you've moved it. 814 00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:40,308 I told you to hold it. 815 00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:42,435 I've been holding the bleeding thing for 20 minutes. 816 00:58:42,436 --> 00:58:44,021 I know you have clear 817 00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:47,315 but down here we see boobs, up here, we don't see boobs. 818 00:58:47,482 --> 00:58:51,111 We want them to look at the body bubble bath oil Karen, not boobs. 819 00:58:51,945 --> 00:58:53,989 Oh and another thing dear the fingers, 820 00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:57,117 loving, caressing fingers. 821 00:58:57,743 --> 00:59:00,661 It's delicate, precious, it's phallic. 822 00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:02,663 It's the door. 823 00:59:03,749 --> 00:59:05,229 All right, we'll give it another try. 824 00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:07,210 Someone's ringing the bell. 825 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:08,461 He's out. 826 00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:10,630 Stephen Wainwright. David, it's rather urgent. 827 00:59:10,922 --> 00:59:13,424 No boobs! Now come on erotic fingers 828 00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:15,427 stroking those bubbles. 829 00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:17,137 The man said it was urgent. 830 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:21,016 Of course it's urgent, it's got to be in the block makers tomorrow. 831 00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:26,063 Please David, come on let me in just for a moment. 832 00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:32,401 Oh hello, uh I'm Stephen Wainwright, uh 833 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:35,242 we met yesterday, you were taking some pictures of my father's building. 834 00:59:35,530 --> 00:59:38,449 Well, I certainly didn't go around ringing bells and kicking his door down. 835 00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:41,912 No, I know, I'm sorry about that but this is rather an emergency. 836 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:44,498 Oh, all right come in and sit down. 837 00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:48,876 And let's have no more distraction, please. 838 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:51,838 Okay Karen dear, once again. 839 00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:55,467 Uh the whole truth of the matter is uh, David you see. 840 00:59:56,051 --> 00:59:57,219 She hasn't any clothes on. 841 00:59:58,178 --> 01:00:02,390 She hasn't got any clothes on because she's about to use a body bubble. 842 01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:06,561 No, it is because I fell in the water and then I was wetted. 843 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:08,188 And now I am nukid. 844 01:00:08,563 --> 01:00:11,649 Yes so I thought you might loan her dress or something? 845 01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:12,650 Now, wait a minute. 846 01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:15,654 One dry and one wet. 847 01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:18,156 Before and after body bubble. 848 01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:19,698 I like it. 849 01:00:19,866 --> 01:00:20,866 I like it. 850 01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:24,826 Well we'll have to hide those, but how's the figure? 851 01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:26,997 - Very well thank you. - Well stand up dear, please? 852 01:00:26,998 --> 01:00:28,834 That's it now turn, turn, turn it. 853 01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:31,460 - Oh perfect, perfect. - Now David, hold on, hold on. 854 01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:34,505 Over here, that's it kneel down and then take up the same position. 855 01:00:34,506 --> 01:00:35,841 That's it, now, take hold of it. 856 01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:38,384 Take hold of it. That's it, that's it. 857 01:00:38,385 --> 01:00:40,052 Yes, good, good. 858 01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:41,053 David, hold on a minute. 859 01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:43,723 Before and after body bubble. 860 01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:45,307 What is it? 861 01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:46,768 Boob-less bath oil. 862 01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:50,230 I like it! I like it! 863 01:00:50,564 --> 01:00:51,648 Over here dear. 864 01:00:56,403 --> 01:00:58,029 You sadistic bastard! 865 01:01:00,824 --> 01:01:03,325 - Oh, why he do that now? - I don't know why did. 866 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:04,493 I all wet again. 867 01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:06,287 - Never mind. - Oh, you men. 868 01:01:06,288 --> 01:01:07,539 He's not a man come on. 869 01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,460 What an extraordinary couple. 870 01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:49,455 - Isn't he knockout? - Oh, yeah. 871 01:01:49,456 --> 01:01:50,624 He is knockout. 872 01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:54,711 I am glad to see. 873 01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,129 To see is one thing, to meet is another. 874 01:01:57,130 --> 01:01:58,130 Come on! 875 01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:04,136 Oh! 876 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:11,310 Fab Rick, just wild. 877 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,519 Oh thanks chica. 878 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,398 Well, here she is, christa, Ricky, 879 01:02:19,778 --> 01:02:21,154 It is good to meet you. 880 01:02:21,488 --> 01:02:22,488 Wunderbar. 881 01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:26,492 Yeah. Wunderbar. 882 01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:34,376 With this necklace I thee reserve. 883 01:02:34,709 --> 01:02:37,963 Oh, you are most kind. 884 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:39,714 Your pad Ricky? 885 01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:41,216 Yeah that's cool, chica. 886 01:02:42,384 --> 01:02:43,384 Cool. 887 01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:10,263 Nein, Ricky. 888 01:04:11,389 --> 01:04:12,474 Nein, what? 889 01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:13,849 Is not good. 890 01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:16,895 They've been kidding you chica it's great. 891 01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:21,106 Come on. 892 01:04:21,524 --> 01:04:22,901 We can't stand up all night. 893 01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:32,827 What's your problem, chica? 894 01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,414 I am frightened, Ricky. 895 01:04:36,831 --> 01:04:37,831 Of what? 896 01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:39,125 You're crazy. 897 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:42,170 Achtung, fraulein christa. 898 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:44,380 Eine. 899 01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:49,843 Eine. 900 01:05:00,522 --> 01:05:02,107 Gut, sehr gut. 901 01:05:06,861 --> 01:05:08,153 So sie sprechen deutsch. 902 01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:10,072 Zwei. 903 01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:21,042 Nein nein, that is verboten. 904 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,878 A German bird without her boots? 905 01:05:24,379 --> 01:05:25,379 Never. 906 01:05:25,839 --> 01:05:27,131 Without her skirt? 907 01:05:31,636 --> 01:05:32,720 Without anything. 908 01:05:36,057 --> 01:05:39,561 Now that is wunderbar plus. 909 01:05:50,655 --> 01:05:51,655 You know, 910 01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:54,993 you don't look like a German bird somehow. 911 01:05:55,577 --> 01:05:58,246 No, how looks a German bird? 912 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:00,665 Who cares chico? 913 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,585 Who cares? 914 01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:49,648 Good my clear, you know what a wonderful time I'm going to give you. 915 01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:55,446 I'm sorry old chap, but you really turn me on. 916 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:57,323 Oh be my guest. 917 01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:10,670 Oh come here you shattering creature. 918 01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:17,760 Stop, do stop. 919 01:09:24,035 --> 01:09:25,078 Lucien. 920 01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:32,960 Oh please lucien. 921 01:09:35,546 --> 01:09:37,340 I know I wasn't much good. 922 01:09:39,634 --> 01:09:41,469 But it's not your fault. 923 01:09:42,762 --> 01:09:46,265 You see alcohol does the old, um... 924 01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:47,933 Whatsit 925 01:09:47,934 --> 01:09:50,061 I'm usually terrific. 926 01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:52,813 Well, 927 01:09:53,314 --> 01:09:54,314 better than that. 928 01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:56,984 It's not just you. 929 01:09:58,695 --> 01:09:59,696 It's me also. 930 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:03,658 I drink too much, I'm careless. 931 01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:09,622 Oh you're not crying because of Rick the stick? 932 01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:12,833 Oh, no, no, no. 933 01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:15,962 My angel, we can't lose any tears over lover-boy. 934 01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:18,798 I thought I like him very much, 935 01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:20,924 not now. 936 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:22,885 Good well just leave it like that. 937 01:10:23,094 --> 01:10:26,556 You've made the royal couch, put it in your diary and forget it. 938 01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:29,183 I can never forget tonight. 939 01:10:29,684 --> 01:10:32,061 Why, because he's Ricky strange? 940 01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:33,730 Top pop? 941 01:10:34,021 --> 01:10:37,358 No, because he was my first time. 942 01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:45,032 And I am hating him 943 01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:46,784 and me 944 01:10:47,452 --> 01:10:48,452 and you. 945 01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:51,956 Everything tonight. 946 01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:55,501 Yes well. 947 01:10:57,545 --> 01:10:59,213 I don't blame you, old girl. 948 01:11:00,339 --> 01:11:01,339 Come on 949 01:11:03,217 --> 01:11:04,217 get into this while 950 01:11:04,844 --> 01:11:07,972 uncle buster tells you the facts of half life. 951 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:10,725 You see, in this scene, 952 01:11:11,559 --> 01:11:12,684 nothing is serious. 953 01:11:12,685 --> 01:11:14,394 Nothing's, nothing's for real. 954 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,271 It's all just one night stands. 955 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:17,272 Do you understand? 956 01:11:17,523 --> 01:11:23,154 It's uh, eine nacht, oh what the hell's the German for stand? 957 01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:24,739 I understand. 958 01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:28,910 Yes, you would because you're a smart girl. 959 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:33,748 You're smarter than me because you're getting out of this whole push right? 960 01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:37,627 It is not my scene. 961 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:40,463 No, come and get some rest. 962 01:11:45,676 --> 01:11:46,886 And don't worry about me. 963 01:11:51,057 --> 01:11:53,518 I'll be faithful old rover at the foot of your bed. 964 01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:55,227 Danke. 965 01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:03,027 For god's sake, don't tell anyone. I spent the night on the sofa. 966 01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:53,786 Oh fantastisk. 967 01:12:54,412 --> 01:12:55,872 How long you work for the sheik? 968 01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:57,498 Since we were 15. 969 01:12:57,748 --> 01:12:58,748 Are you his au pairs? 970 01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,209 - No his handmaiden. - Oh. 971 01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:03,671 Each day he tries to make so many people happy. 972 01:13:04,088 --> 01:13:07,173 And then each night, we try to make him happy. 973 01:13:07,174 --> 01:13:09,468 It's a good job handmaiden, better than au pair. 974 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:11,428 I think I go through your agency. 975 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:14,557 The sheik alone makes his choice. 976 01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:16,683 And usually from his own kingdom. 977 01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:17,685 He has a kingdom?! 978 01:13:17,852 --> 01:13:19,686 2 million people to whom he is a god. 979 01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:20,687 It's not possible? 980 01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:23,691 Each year he tries to make them a little happier. 981 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:25,500 He has doubled their standard of living. 982 01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:28,779 Once they existed on only �10 a year. 983 01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:30,781 Now they exist on �20. 984 01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:34,327 He sounds a very fine man, the sheik and very rich. 985 01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:36,953 He has 14 oil Wells, ten Ruby mines, 986 01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:40,166 eight palaces, also 20 cars and six yachts. 987 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:42,376 - No colour TV? - Four in every room. 988 01:13:42,919 --> 01:13:44,085 Four? 989 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:45,963 Oh fantastisk 990 01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:47,798 I'm lucky to know such a man. 991 01:13:48,132 --> 01:13:49,883 And you're now ready to make him happy. 992 01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:50,885 Oh ja. 993 01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:52,887 Come, my child. 994 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:56,849 We will drink a toast to the lucky stars that brought us together. 995 01:13:57,558 --> 01:13:58,558 'Tack, tack.' 996 01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:09,779 May your days be happy and your nights fulfil. 997 01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:11,529 Sk�l. 998 01:14:16,327 --> 01:14:17,828 It's better than aquavit. 999 01:14:18,079 --> 01:14:20,706 - Have you ever had couscous, my child? - What is couscous? 1000 01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:22,999 Is the unmatchable dish of the east. 1001 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,126 Oh, it's not possible. 1002 01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:26,170 Malcolm already feed me spaghetti. 1003 01:14:28,798 --> 01:14:30,591 Oh, what is that? 1004 01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:31,925 Is a bed? 1005 01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:34,136 It is the couch of a myriad delight. 1006 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:36,514 Oh, fantastisk, I try? 1007 01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:44,229 Wunderbar. 1008 01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:03,874 No more jumping, little one. 1009 01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:07,336 There are better ways to expend your energy. 1010 01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:20,307 You-you are very beautiful, my little one. 1011 01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:23,644 You fill me with great desire. 1012 01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,604 Me too, I have great desire. 1013 01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:27,022 Name it 1014 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,150 and I shall try to fulfil it. 1015 01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:31,527 Please I desire to see colour TV. 1016 01:15:32,778 --> 01:15:33,778 - Now? - Yes. 1017 01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:36,115 I haven't seen in england yet. 1018 01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:38,367 But I fear there is no TV after midnight. 1019 01:15:38,659 --> 01:15:39,744 Tomorrow you may look. 1020 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:42,121 After midnight? It's after midnight now? 1021 01:15:42,371 --> 01:15:44,415 Yes, but what is time when one is so young? 1022 01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:45,915 Mr Howard. 1023 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,586 He very cross and mrs Howard in bed. 1024 01:15:48,919 --> 01:15:50,336 I'm in very big trouble. 1025 01:15:50,337 --> 01:15:51,921 My little Swedish delight. 1026 01:15:51,922 --> 01:15:53,632 Why? Why are you leaving me? 1027 01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:59,013 Anita my Swedish meatball. 1028 01:16:00,097 --> 01:16:01,222 Oh my good lord. 1029 01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:03,726 Come back to me. 1030 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,561 Come back to me Anita! 1031 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,021 Come back to me. 1032 01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:09,315 Come back to me Anita! 1033 01:16:11,317 --> 01:16:13,360 My little bird where are you going? 1034 01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:14,653 Why are you leaving me? 1035 01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:15,904 It's big trouble. 1036 01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:16,906 You help me, please. 1037 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,324 Your word is my command. 1038 01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:20,242 You can explain mr Howard 1039 01:16:20,493 --> 01:16:24,455 - maybe he listen you please? - Oh I. 1040 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:48,603 Oh no. 1041 01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:11,918 What we do now? 1042 01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:13,044 Well we go to my office. 1043 01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:14,171 Your office? 1044 01:17:14,172 --> 01:17:17,092 You see, my dad's secretary keeps a dress in her locker like I do in mine. 1045 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,800 You wear a dress? 1046 01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:21,262 Oh ha bloody ha. 1047 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:24,598 And I also have some drink, a couch 1048 01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:27,309 and the rest of the evening for unfinished business. 1049 01:17:27,518 --> 01:17:29,478 So out you get and we can make us... 1050 01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:32,273 Oh Christ! 1051 01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:34,024 The key, I forgot 1052 01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:35,316 it was on the bunch I lost. 1053 01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:36,357 We can't get in after all. 1054 01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:37,527 So what we do? 1055 01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:41,404 Well, we'll have to wait till a caretaker opens up in the morning, you know? 1056 01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:44,159 Still give me time to have a shave and you time to tidy up. 1057 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:45,600 We'll just say you missed the plane. 1058 01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:47,036 But it is not true. 1059 01:17:47,037 --> 01:17:49,665 We can't tell him we spent the whole night together. 1060 01:17:51,292 --> 01:17:53,127 In calenberg they will never believe. 1061 01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:54,627 What? 1062 01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:56,463 My first night asleep in car park. 1063 01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:59,091 Who says you're going to sleep, huh? 1064 01:18:03,762 --> 01:18:04,763 It's all right now. 1065 01:18:05,598 --> 01:18:07,308 There's nothing to tear. 1066 01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:41,067 Ricky? 1067 01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:49,285 Here is christa with you. 1068 01:19:50,202 --> 01:19:51,494 I do not see you again. 1069 01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:52,997 No later chico Lola. 1070 01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:12,808 Oh what time is it? 1071 01:20:14,518 --> 01:20:15,894 Oh you want me to take you home? 1072 01:20:16,228 --> 01:20:18,230 Danke, but I do not go home. 1073 01:20:18,731 --> 01:20:21,650 If it is all right, I fetch my clothes and return this later. 1074 01:20:22,276 --> 01:20:23,277 Auf wiedersehen. 1075 01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:32,870 - So that's... - My ex-au pair. 1076 01:20:34,288 --> 01:20:35,288 Oh! 1077 01:20:35,706 --> 01:20:38,000 Come here you beautiful creature. 1078 01:20:38,917 --> 01:20:40,794 Don't let us start that farce again. 1079 01:20:41,253 --> 01:20:42,253 Farce? 1080 01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:09,507 Well it's not that we haven't had the odd unfortunate booking before, 1081 01:22:09,508 --> 01:22:10,801 but this is ridiculous. 1082 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:14,471 Oh well I'll just have to try and find you something else. 1083 01:22:16,306 --> 01:22:18,016 Good morning, I Anita. 1084 01:22:18,642 --> 01:22:19,893 Not trouble with your family? 1085 01:22:20,102 --> 01:22:21,895 - Oh, ja I'm out. - No! 1086 01:22:22,062 --> 01:22:24,148 Yeah, but it's good, I out and I in 1087 01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:25,940 and they also little out. 1088 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,483 Slowly girl, more slowly. 1089 01:22:27,484 --> 01:22:29,277 No, no slowly, come quickly. 1090 01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:30,278 Come with me. 1091 01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:46,712 Those girls must be put through my agency. 1092 01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:48,255 And I need references. 1093 01:22:50,174 --> 01:22:53,469 Fear not clear madam, what is ordained is ordained. 1094 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:55,928 1095 01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:57,139 1096 01:22:57,514 --> 01:23:03,061 always welcome everywhere 1097 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:06,398 1098 01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:07,900 1099 01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:09,400 1100 01:23:09,401 --> 01:23:15,032 Beau was keen to share 1101 01:23:15,616 --> 01:23:18,410 1102 01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:22,663 1103 01:23:22,664 --> 01:23:26,001 1104 01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:28,085 1105 01:23:28,086 --> 01:23:31,130 1106 01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:33,842 1107 01:23:35,594 --> 01:23:36,720 1108 01:23:37,054 --> 01:23:38,138 1109 01:23:38,722 --> 01:23:44,019 to go far away and leave your bed 1110 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:47,064 1111 01:23:47,397 --> 01:23:50,609 1112 01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:56,532 1113 01:23:56,949 --> 01:24:02,412 1114 01:24:02,704 --> 01:24:08,001 1115 01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:13,215 1116 01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:17,678 1117 01:24:19,638 --> 01:24:24,393 1118 01:24:24,643 --> 01:24:25,811